Get excited, cause it's gonna get weird!

nibblonian:

I hope that in Grand Theft Auto V the version of Los Angeles is as realistic as the version of New York City featured in IV and that it includes all of the Valley so I can find Amber’s parents house and use their palm trees for target practice and spray paint “when are we getting a fan club name?” on their front door and lean on the car horn at 3 am and drive a dirt bike into their pool while screaming “Nibs is coming through yr house unannounced.”

gelisi:

You are a quiet, shy girl - 

But your life totally changed when you meet SHINee - 

He was a bad boy with a - 

But what will you do when you find out you’re in an arranged marriage with - 

indieasianfanfics:

You ever see an awesome title for a story, so you get all excited like, ‘this sounds so good’ and then you read the story and you’re just like …

asianfanficsfail:

Send me some poster fails! 

simplykyrie:

jinyoungs-bitch:

even when they’re talking about something completely irrelevant 

Lmao! I died. I’m the same way! even when hear someone speaking the language I’m like “Huh? Super Junior what?… EXO who?.. SHINee when?.. Infinite huh?” I’m like just waiting for someone to say something I understand! lmao

areuscared:

‘It’s just a fanfiction. It’s just a fanfiction,” I reminded myself as I wept silently in the corner.

ymcgay:

i dont even know how to blog i just press buttons and cry

starkassembled:

zeldea:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM

rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

true fashion

haave-you-met-ted:

seventhbrother:

At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact

FUCK