Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary...
laughingalonewithklingon: #WATER WILL NOT WORK AS LUBE #SPITTING ONCE INTO YOUR HAND AND HALFHEARTEDLY SMANGIN IT ONTO YOUR DICK WILL NOT WORK AS LUBE #GRITTING YOUR TEETH AND BEARING IT WILL NOT WORK AS LUBE #THESE ARE ALL REALLY GOOD WAYS TO A) REALLY HURT SOMEONE AND B) MAKE ME CLOSE YOUR TAB IMMEDIATELY #YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS AS LUBE #MOTHERFUCKING LUBE GOD DAMN #YOU CREATED THIS FICTIONAL...
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taemin: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Taemin's Naughty Bucketlist:
fantomistress: get radical hair extensions cross-dress flash my nips flash my nips in public get something pierced (maybe my nips) take a whack at metal music get a tattoo grind up on a noonar in my next solo stage kiss key kiss key in public have my portrait done in the nude (not by jong) get drunk with the hyungs and dance to girl group songs with key; naked